Tuesday, 26 April 2016

The Deadliest Toxin On Wheels (Lexus LFA)



Well, I'm sure the photos speak heaps, but just in case you need further explanation, The car that you see in these photos has been regarded as the most beautiful fucking car ever built! Just look at them curves, y'all. It's got the face of a princess, the waist of a belly dancer and the ass of a stripper. What else can one ask for? Geeeeez! 
The Lexus LFA is 'a beauty and a beast', a title few cars have ever deserved. The 4.8L V10 churning out mind boggling, turmac slithering, heart pounding 552 horses, and the exhaust singing the sweetest melody any car exhaust has ever sung, every penny that you put into this car is worth it! 
The sheer content and solace that this thing gives you, is incomparable to anything out there. To be honest, I never thought Lexus had the talent to come up with a heart throb such as the LFA. Turns out, they were equally surprised with the success of the sheer thing. The brand has for long been colored under the likes of Citroen, Peugeot etc and this is the car that has got it out of the stink and into the starlight joining the league of legends such as the Ferrari 458, the Lamborghini Gallardo, the Mclaren MP4-12C, the Jaguar F-type and alikes. 

Twist the carbon-fibre key of the flagship, and within seconds of the scintillating roar of the V10 reaching your eardrums, adrenaline kicks in like never before, the heart pounds like never before, blood pumps like never before, and you're knocked out cold.. Kidding.. If cars were women, this would be Angelina Jolie, for actresses come and go, but Angelina? Boy, does she stay forever! Cars may come and go, but LFA? Boy, does she stay forever!
In layman terms, the LFA makes you feel euphoric, ecstatic, and most of all, horny..
Regrettably, as is the case with most 'feel good' medicines, the LFA is highly habit-forming and equally fucking addictive. So the one thing you never forget, is to be aware of the vicious air surrounding this beastly mobile which, have no doubt, will catch you sooner or later.
As if all this wasn't already enough, the carmaker has limited the toxin to 500 units and set the price tag high (at $375,000) out of which all have been sold to buyers from all over the world and in the aftermarket and auctions, the tag on one these has gone up to $800,000 to $1M. A teenage boy's dream, an engineer's work of art and a collector's possession!
With a knot-to-sixty at 3.7 seconds, this car packs such brutal acceleration, that an analogue speedo could just not keep up, thus the Lexus became the first production car to come equiped with a 'Virtual Cockpit' or a screen which sufficed for the speedo! 
Unbelievable? BELIEVE IT! 
I'm The Throttle Guru, and this is my mantra!

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